Cyclone got me!

Dumbtomato
3 min readDec 30, 2020

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Chill..she is my sister..i have a cute sister who looks dumb but is the most intellectual person ..earned a spectacle at no exact age(toddler)…she has got the most pretty smile and she is loyal to the word “cheese”..one could see all her teeth (white then) in almost all her pictures..she was and is popular in my house..becaaauusse people keep calling me by her name mostly😐(i m forgotten)..she says she is not an over achiever but as per my analysis this human has not struggled to study , can sing english songs well , can carry rifle in her mouth without dropping it 😱(under officer) , can stay long without budging in the same place( maybe zoning out), can instantly give ideas and solutions.. an avid reader..can score well even after bunking classes😆..like..she is Ms.Cool🥶.. her stare is sometimes scary that even ghosts can get intimidated..she likes to learn and experience new things ( she once tried a pasta dish which only had white sauce and a small coriander leaf or stem standing on it , tasteless).. So according to me she IS an over achiever (am proud). We both look and behave similar ( except that my blog is pointless till now and her’s is clap worthy👏,am not promoting hers)..Now i have a vivid memory from childhood.. my parents used to sing susushine and she just shines 🙂..(weird song tho.. not even a song) ..she committed attempt murder twice ( trial with me and then bro by simply placing pillow on our face and not pressing it) … she was 4 then i guess.. (thank god.. she didn’t watch any other attacks).. she was such an attention seeker that she dropped talcum powder all over herself(still has got the talcum smell)..(am her younger sister and our CCTV elders told us these stories)…she has an impeccable record for not doing chores.. due to which she also gets beaten up (chill..nothing like i got , just a pat like hit)..i named her cyclone because ……no reason (remember ? am dumb)..we both always sing songs (good harmony) , dance (not sure whether it is one)...now she is all grown up into beautiful girl with pretty eyes..nah!..she looks like a snowball from every angle to me..

puyal

My letter to her is “Dear Puyal.. i love u so much in spite of you

a) eating my share of snacks (mostly bro’s)

b) watching mobile late at night without showing to me

c)staring at same place for more time (your laser eyes may hole something)

d) suddenly smiling (u r not ‘IT’ ghost)

e)being single ( i want to praise someone else in my next boring blog)

f)failing to bring us a star (u said u ll become astronaut someday)

Just stay the same sweet pretty girl always..keep singing and dancing ..i don’t want to be saying good things like these because u r a snowball baby..and dance like dance not aerobics..get up and prepare something delicious to eat u lazy goose.. happy birthday fluffy💕”

Guys i don’t even know if you read it fully..still don t mistake this blog to be some character sketch or bio about my sister for some matrimony website....so with utmost respect and love,

Not yours dumb tomato…

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